- @sneakymag published an article i wroted about awkward handshakes called 'Handshake Purgatory' -… instagram.com/p/lUEfAQEusk/ - 10 hours ago
- stop rubbing your itchy anus on the floor. #thingsyousaytodogs - 3 days ago
- Handshake Purgatory | Sneaky sneakymag.com/life/handshake… - 3 days ago
- don't sit on me and lick your vagina. #thingsyousaytodogs - 6 days ago
- @tim_ato yes. - 1 week ago
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Monthly Archives: March 2011
you know it’s 2011 when your eighty five year old grandmother forwards you an email called ‘Ghost Sex’.
Three people I didn’t meet whilst walking home last night.
Some good friends of mine are producers for a pretty sweet movie that’s being filmed in Melbourne at the moment. We get to shoot the behind the scenes part of the DVD, which is pretty fun and a opportunity for … Continue reading
my friend called me a V.I.P taxi…. which means you get leather seats and magazines. it’s kinda funny. but they’re also very clean and they come quickly and buzz your apartment door.. I told TD (taxi driver) that … Continue reading
A friend of mine recently stayed at the Federal Hotel Kuala Lumpur and had a less than satisfying experience. Describing them as “completely incompetent, ignorant and rude”, she requested some irrational letters of complaint be directed in their direction. I … Continue reading
i’d ‘check in’ at stupid places like coles.
On sundays you have to wait a bit longer for a train.
we’re boarding the spaceship. (bowie are you out there?)
i went to the supermarket tonight with about four dollars worth of shrapnel. when i walked in, i noted that in melbourne they have easter eggs branded with each of the football teams logos and colours, i don’t really enjoy … Continue reading
j: what you doing tonight? c: im coming bowling, gona strap my fingers j: just bowl with your left hand c: i can’t bowl with my left hand, i can hardly jerk off with my left hand j: i dont … Continue reading
Elon has a rad jacket.